Snakes on a Plane Recipe
Ingredients
1/2 box Green Linguini
1/2 box Red Spaghetti
1 large jar of Ragu chunky vegetable spaghetti sauce
one 12-18 inch french baguette
1/2 butter
1/4 cup olive oil
clove of garlic
Slice that long french baguette in half. Lay one of the halves on a long plate. Take the other half and cut it in half, so you have two six (or eight) inch pieces. Take each six (or eight) inch piece and cut a triangle shape out of the flat end. Set aside the triangle shaped pieces. Put the long pieces that were left on each side of the twelve (or eighteen) inch half that is on the plate. Put the triangle pieces on the back, so that it looks like a plane, with a tail.
You may wish to make little indentations to make this plane more planelike. You also could opt to put in some little windows, depending on how much time and effort you want to expend. Once you have your 'plane', set it aside.
Oh - use some butter to stick the pieces together if they won't stick on their own. Melt the butter, and chop up the garlic and put it all over the "plane".
Boil the pasta in boiling water to which you have added the olive oil. When its cooked, set aside a big hunk of it to serve as a base. Put the big hunk of it on a nice white or silver dish. Heat the ragu sauce and put it in the center, so its like a pool of snake blood. Put the baguette plane on the base of pasta and sauce.
Take the rest of it, and arrange it suitably over the plane, draping it appropriately over wings, around the plane body, etc. You can dabble the sauce on it, for special effect. You can also put your own add-ins like ground up hamburger, to add protein and texture to the dish.
You could use make little sausage people also, and stick them in the windows (if you made windows), or put them around the base.
Heat it all up, cause it will get cold while you do all the arranging. You can heat it in the microwave.
Put "Bring it" on the CD player, and serve. You may wish to wrap your utensils in small rubber snakes that you can get from Walmart, in the 88 cent toy aisle. Our Walmart was out, but seeing the look on the lady's face when I asked if they had snakes: priceless.
Enjoy! Bon Appetite
Recipe (c) Sarah's movie cookbook. 2006.
Comments
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Posted by: Antibush | February 18, 2007 05:57 PM